And Now For This Important Hockey Report

Tonight is the start of Hockey Season and in the spirit of Rachel Green of Friends and Marcia Clark of the OJ Simpson Trial, I bring you this very important fashion report. Mike Commodore of Calgalry has cut his unruly red mop. I'm not kidding. The big red afro fab is now over.

I know this is important to you, so I wanted you to hear it as soon as possible.